Alleged Fist Lizard Revealed

One of the neat things about being in the Rain Station is that we have a fist lizard. And when it gets right down to it, we have the best damn fist lizard you’ve ever seen. We get a lot of ideas from him. Lyrics just spring forth outta this crazy amphibian. If you want to know the secret to creating rock and roll, you gotta know that all great bands have and utilize their fist lizard. Zeppelin had one, but it’s rumored that somehow Jack White got a hold of it. Freddie Mercury of Queen had several, and no one knows where they are to this day. Radiohead has half a fist lizard. I have no idea how that works, but it seems to work great for them. No matter which way you slice it, you gotta have a fist lizard, and it’s a step you simply cannot skip during any recording session. Now go out there and get it on already.