The bass that gooed me.

You know it’s been a while since you’ve jammed when the padding to the bass case has glued itself to the bass itself. Mark had to rip the lining out of the case just to get his guitar out. The rubbery goo was all stuck to the back of his bass! The only solvent we had around was vodka, so if Mark comes home smellin’ of liquor… this is his alibi, and I stand behind it. The vodka and rubber goo took the finish off the back. Just look at Mark’s face… “wha’ happened to my bass..?” We had to cover the back with paper towels so his shirt wouldn’t get gooed. It’s never easy to ROCK. We’re hoping this helps make our new tunes sticky. Wucka wucka.